Man Dances in his Own Funeral

CAIRO, EGYPT. One day, the police see a body on a beach in Egypt. The man is dead as a doornail. The ID card in the man's wallet identify him as Ahmed Awadh, age 30.




A short time later, Ahmed's friends and relatives are sitting in a funeral tent. The feel blue and they're crying over Ahmed. All of a sudden the "dead" man walks into the tent, looking like a million dollars. His friends and family are dumbfounded. When they realize it's really Ahmed they go crazy. They laugh, they cry, and they kiss him. Ahmed explains, "A thief ripped me off and took my ID cards. So when the police found the dead man, they thought he was me!" When Ahmed's friends and family get over their shock, the funeral turns into a party. They're on the top of the world! Police are still trying to identify the dead man.






About you




1. Has anyone ever ripped you off? What did they take?




2. Tell about a time when you felt blue. How did you get over it?




3. Tell about a time when you were dumbfounded. What happened?




4. What are funerals like in your country?

Spaniards Paint the Town Red

BUNYOL, SPAIN. One a year, the town of Bunyol in Spain throws a big party. The festival is called "La Tomatina." To get ready, townspeople put big plastic sheets over their windows. By noon on the day of the festival, an enormous crowd gathers on the central square. People shout, "Tomato! Tomato!" at the top of their lungs. They're dying to see the tomatoes. Just after 12:00 noon, the tomatoes arrive- in five big trucks! Some people put on goggles. The trucks dump the tomatoes, and the party begins. People go bananas. They dive into the tomatoes and begin throwing them everywhere. Before long, the square is a red juicy pool. "It's wonderful to let loose and throw a big wet tomato at a neighbor," says Minerva Gonzales of Bunyol. "Everyone has a great time."






About you:




1. Whould you like to participate in La Tomatina? Why or why not?




2. Does your hometown have a festival where people go bananas? If so, tell the class about it. Does it happen once a year or more often?




3. Do you think it's a good idea for people to let loose sometimes? Why or why not?




4. Do you like to throw parties? Do your friends throw parties? Tell about a party you threw recently. How did you get ready for it?




5. What are you dying to do? Will you be able to it before long?

The Longest Hair in the World

MON NGA, THAILAND. Eighty-five-year-old Hoo Sateow lives in a small village in Thailand. He has very long hair. In fact, it's the longest hair in the world-more than 17 feet long! I cut my hair when I was 18 years old, and I got sick. So I'll never do it again," Hoo says. According to Hoo, his long hair allows him to talk to ghosts and help sick people. Hoo has something in common with his older brother, Yi. Both have long hair. Yi's hair is more than 14 feet long.




Hoo washes his hair only once in a blue moon. His friends usually give him a hand. The long hair takes ages to dry. Hoo hangs it on a fence in the sun. His hair is hard to take care of, but Hoo says it comes in handy in Thailand's cool mountain weather. "I wrap my hair around my head and then put my hat on. It keeps me warm."






About you:




1. Is your hair hard to take care of? Why or why not?




2. When do your friends give you a hand? When do you give them a hand?




3. What do you have in common with a member of your family?

A Heart of Gold

ORANGE COUNTY, CA, USA. Victor Cacelis is a California immigrant who grew up in a poor village in Mexico. He is used to working hard. He works more than 90 hours a week in three different jobs including McDonald's. He is saving up to buy a house.




One day, while Victor is cleaning the floor at McDonald's, he finds an envelope and picks it up. It contains $612 in cash! He gets in touch with the police to report the lost money. The police can't find the owner, so they give the money back to Victor.




Then Victor reads a story in the newspaper about Adrian Sandoval, a baby who is very sick. Victor decides to give the cash away to help pay for the baby's surgery. "Life has been nice to me," Bacelis said. "I'm healthy. I have enough money. Adrian is a little boy and his condition really touched me this is what i want to do." Vistor Bacelis trully has a heart of gold.




About You




1. Do you know anyone who has a heart of gold? How does this person act?




2. If you found cash on the floor at work, what would you do? Would you keep the money, get in touch with the police or your boss, or give it away?




3. Are you used to working hard? Tell about your weekly schedule.




4. How do you usually get in touch with friends and family who live far away: by phone, by email, by letter, or by fax?

Robber Chickens Out

PEARL RIVER, NY, USA. In New York, nothing is surprising anymore. A man went into a bank in a town just north of New York City. He had a plastic bag over his head. He approached a teller and handed her a note. The teller took a look at the note. But she couldn't make heads or tails of it. The handwriting was terrible. She excused herself and went to consult with her co-workers. No one could read the note. Finally, one of the clerks figured out part of it. It said, " I have a gun." The clerks realized at last that the man was trying to hold up the bank. But when they looked up, the man with the bag on his head was gone. Apparently, he lost his nerve and ran away.




Why didn't the teller react to the plactic bag on the man's head? She said only, " I thought maybe he had a skin problem." Police officers are still trying to make sense of the robber's note. "The note says he has a gun, but we have to spend more time studying the rest of it," said the officer.






About you:




1. Tell about a time when you wanted to do something but you lost your nerve.




2. What do you like to spend time doing?




3. Did you ever visit a foreign country? If so, what was especially difficult to make sense of?

It's About Time

ANTILLO, ITALY. Vittoria Celemi and Sebastio Macaroni live in a small village in Sicily. They are in love. One day, Sebastio gives Vitorria an engagement ring and asks her to marry him. Vittoria accepts, but she adds, "Let's wait to get married until we can afford the perfect wedding! We don't have enough money now."




Vittoria begins to shop for a wedding dress, and she soon finds the perfect one. It's long, lacy, and beautiful. But it costs an arm and a leg! So Vittoria starts to save her money. She makes a small payment every year. She saves up for 40 years!




At long last, after a 40-year engagement, Vittoria can buy the wedding dress. She and Sebastio decide to tie the knot. At the wedding, Vittoria looks beautiful in her dress. The newlyweds are in seventh heaven. They dance, drink champagne, and eat caviar. Afterward, they ride off in a horse-drawn carriage. Their friends watch them and think, "It's about time!"

About You




1. Are you patient? Can you imagine waiting 40 years for anything? If so, what?




2. Is it important to be in love when you get married? Explain your ideas.




3. In your country, when a man wants to marry a woman, does he need to get permission from her parents? Does he give something to the woman or her family? Does the woman give something to the man or his family?




4.Vittoria's wedding dress cost an arm and a leg. Have you ever bought something that cost an arm and a leg? If so, what?

It's no Wonder

Saratov, Russia. One Day, Olga Petrovic isn't feeling well. She goes to see the doctor in her small town in southern Russia. "What's the matter?" he asks. I have a stomachache. And I'm running a fever", she tells him. The doctor takes an x-ray. He's shocked when he looks at it. There's a 12-inch piece of metal in Olga's stomach. "That takes the cake!" he thinks. "No wonder she has a stomachache! Olga remembers an operation she had 25 years ago. Apparently, the surgeon made a big mistake and left a medical instrument inside her. We need to get rid of it, "says the doctor. "You need an operation." Olga " has cold feet and wants to put it off. But her doctor wants her to have the operation right away. Now the medical instrument is gone and Olga is recovering.


ABOUT YOU



1. Have you ever had an operation?

I never had an operation.


2. How do you feel today? Do you have a stomachache, a headache, or a cold?

Today,I'm fine but a little sleepy.
Maybe I'm tired because I clean(ing) floors aimost everyday.


3. How often do you think doctors make serious mistakes? Tell about a time when you made a big mistake.

I think doctors make serious mistakes everyday in the
world.
Of course it's never forgiveable,but they are people too.

When I was 22 years old,I was working at a dentist's office.
A young staff wanted to leave her job.
I was listened to her complaint.
At last,she (leave) left the job.
She told the dentist's wife,who is the owner,"Miho said
your abuse".
The owner got angry and scold me so hard.
I had never (say) said the owner's abuse.
I couldn't distinguish that the staff was not a good girl.
I shouldn't have listened to the staff's complait.


4. Are you putting off something that you should be doing? If so, what?

My room was so dirty about a week ago.
My father (said) told me to clean my room.
I said that I'm tired because I worked so hard.


5. Is there something you won't do because you have cold feet?

No.
I always drink liquor (of) with Chinese medicine.
It makes my feet warm.


6. Do you have any bad habits that you's like to get rid of

Peeling my lip skin.
My lip is easy to become rough,so I often peel my lip
skin.
It's a bad habit.