Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Fish Turns the Table on Fisherman




KONAKOVO, RUSSIA. One day, a Russian man is fishing at a lake near Moscow. He is crazy about this sport. He catches a very large fish and is on cloud nine! when he begins to show off for his pals. He grabs the fish and kisses it right on the mouth. BUt the fish turns the tables on the fisherman and bites his nose. It won't let go. The poor fisherman is in hot water now. "Take it easy," his friends advise. Then they have an idea. They cut the head off the fish. But the fish still won't let go of the fisherman's nose. It has strong teeth! Finally, doctors in local hospital set the fisherman free. "play it safe," they tell him. "Don't kiss any more fish!"



About you:


1. Do you like to fish? If so, are you crazy about it? Do you clean the fish? Do you cut the head off?


2. What sports or hobbies are you crazy about?


3. Tell about a happy memory when you were on cloud nine.


4. Do you know people who show off? If so, what do they do?


5. Have you ever been in hot water? Why? When? Tell the story.


6. Are you the type of person who plays it safe, or do you like to take risks?

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